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Hoax! (feat. Jeff Blim)

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World's Worst Musical presents
"Hoax!" from HOAX! A Landing Moonsical
from Episode 2: Getting Off Track

Music by Marty Scanlon with Corey Lubowich & Molly Scanlon
Lyrics by Corey Lubowich, Marty Scanlon, & Molly Scanlon
Orchestrated by: Marty Scanlon with Molly Scanlon

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Conspiricist:
IN JULY OF ‘69
WE BLASTED OFF TO SPACE
TO BEAT THE RUSSIANS TO THE MOON
AND WIN THE GREAT SPACE RACE

BUT DID WE EVER REALLY GO
OR WAS IT ALL A LIE
I POSIT THAT IT’S JUST A HOAX
AND NOW I’LL TELL YOU WHY

TELL YOU, TELL YOU WHY


Guy:
TELL ME, TELL ME WHY
TELL ME, TELL ME WHY


Conspiricist:
Well...

IT WAS A HOAX THAT SUMMER EVE
THEY SHOWED IT ON TV
BUT THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA
AND EVERYTHING WE SEE

THEY FILMED IT ON A SOUND STAGE
IN AREA 51
THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB


Train Gentlemen:
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB...
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB...

A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S A JOKE
A LIAR, A LOUT AND A LOON
HIS ARGUMENT’S HOLLOW, ELEVENTH APOLLO
LANDED ON THE MOON

A HOAX, A HOAX?
IT WASN’T A JOKE
HISTORY SAYS THAT IT’S SO
I THINK THAT YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU CAN’T CHANGE OUR MIND
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO!

ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO


Conspiricist:
THEY GOT SOME LIGHTS AND RIGGED THEM UP
TO REPLICATE THE SUN
A BIG MISTAKE TWO SHADOWS MAKE
OF SUNS, THERE’S ONLY ONE

THEIR FOOTPRINTS WERE FORMED PERFECTLY
OLD GLORY WAVED WITH GRACE
THAT’S QUITE A FEAT UPON THE MOON
Low gravity, in space...


Train Gentlemen:
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE
COMMUTERS & CONSPIRICIST
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE

A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S A JOKE
THE FACTS ARE BLACK AND WHITE
YOU CANNOT PROCLAIM THAT THEY FALSELY EXCLAIMED
‘ONE SMALL STEP!’ THAT NIGHT

A HOAX, A HOAX?
IT WASN’T A JOKE
NASA SAYS THAT IT’S TRUE
YOU MUST BELIEVE US, THEY WOULDN’T DECEIVE US,
WE WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
WON’T AGREE WITH YOU


Conspiricist:
HERE’S THE BIGGEST FACT MY FRIEND
THE ONE YOU CAN’T REFUSE
IN FORTY YEARS WE’VE NOT BEEN BACK
SINCE 1972

SO WHY IS THAT? WHY NOT RETURN?
WHAT IS THERE TO HIDE?
IT’S THAT WE NEVER LANDED THERE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE


Train Gentlemen:
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE

A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S NO JOKE
THE FACTS ARE TERRIBLY GREY
YOU STAND AT YOUR ALTAR AND NEVER DID FALTER


Conspiricist:
OPINIONS START TO SWAY


Train Gentlemen:
A HOAX, A HOAX
THE BIGGEST OF JOKES
CONSPIRACY RUNS DEEP
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE LYIN’ BUT NOW WE’RE DENYIN’
MANKIND’S GIANT LEAP
MANKIND’S GIANT LEAP


Conspiricist:
I’VE GIVEN YOU A GIFT MY FRIENDS
A TRUTH I ASK YOU SHARE
ENLIGHTEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHO
BELIEVE WITHOUT A CARE

AND AS FOR ME, I TAKE MY LEAVE,
ACROSS THE NATION WIDE
TO TELL ALL OF THE COMMON FOLK
THE LANDING WAS A LIE
THE LANDING WAS A LIE


All:
THE LANDING WAS A LIE!

Conspiricist:
With apologies to Neil and Buzz,
I say the landing never was!

All:
HOAX!

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released June 2, 2012
Conspiracist: Jeff Blim
Train Gentlemen: Joey deBettencourt, Brian Holden, Benjamin Rosenthal, Marty Scanlon

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